Lamebook.com - AWESOME Site

www.lamebook.com is for Facebook what bash.org is for IRC.

Hilarious (and somewhat shockening that there are so many sick/dumb/ignorants out there)

More parental problems

Its FTWinsday

Looooooooooooool

Best one yet

The lock and key thing? Thats old really... I said it some months ago (after I heard it some time before that )

But yes, that is gold.

the lock and key thing is nothing new. but it's such a good repsonse to the above sentence

the phrase im about to say is actually an ongoing joke b/w me and my friend....

was surfing that site a while back. some spoiled bitch was talking about getting a new car and she's never driving foreign again. her dad comes on and is like, "Well, we could always take back that Volvo we gave you." and she's like, "No, that's fine. i don't want you to take it back," some crap, a black guy comments and says, "Aw, man! The Volvo has good memories in there. hopefully the stains won't be too hard to get out of the backseat..." (something to that effect)

her dad comments below that one and says: "That black guy had better be kidding." (the ongoing punchline me and my friend have)

man... this site is pretty hilarious. reminds me a lot of failblog. tbh, i would not be surprised if i will be/have already been on there, esp. with what happened before New Year's. lol. im not ashamed of it, it's just.... well, i guess A-cups get jealous of a bigger girl's size. lmao! haha, **** pansies!

and omg... i think i found my brother on here... but my mom doesn't have a fb. THANK THE DEAR LORD! it was jsut weird seeing that one.... i was about to trip BAWLS. lol! the guy had same name and last initial as Baby Brother.

Leopold1009 wrote:the phrase im about to say is actually an ongoing joke b/w me and my friend....

was surfing that site a while back. some spoiled bitch was talking about getting a new car and she's never driving foreign again. her dad comes on and is like, "Well, we could always take back that Volvo we gave you." and she's like, "No, that's fine. i don't want you to take it back," some crap, a black guy comments and says, "Aw, man! The Volvo has good memories in there. hopefully the stains won't be too hard to get out of the backseat..." (something to that effect)

her dad comments below that one and says: "That black guy had better be kidding." (the ongoing punchline me and my friend have)

That was a good one

Leopold1009 wrote:i would not be surprised if i will be/have already been on there, esp. with what happened before New Year's. lol. im not ashamed of it, it's just.... well, i guess A-cups get jealous of a bigger girl's size. lmao! haha, **** pansies!

and omg... i think i found my brother on here... but my mom doesn't have a fb. THANK THE DEAR LORD! it was jsut weird seeing that one.... i was about to trip BAWLS. lol! the guy had same name and last initial as Baby Brother.

Links!! And a story on what happened new years eve

KremBanan wrote:

Leopold1009 wrote:i would not be surprised if i will be/have already been on there, esp. with what happened before New Year's. lol. im not ashamed of it, it's just.... well, i guess A-cups get jealous of a bigger girl's size. lmao! haha, **** pansies!

and omg... i think i found my brother on here... but my mom doesn't have a fb. THANK THE DEAR LORD! it was jsut weird seeing that one.... i was about to trip BAWLS. lol! the guy had same name and last initial as Baby Brother.

Links!! And a story on what happened new years eve

you didn't see it and i didn't tell you about it? it was DEF a topic at the party..... pinche Dr. Batman repeated it AT LEAST twice. poor flat-chested girls.... XD

and i did not spell "pinch" wrong. "pinche" is a word... it's a Spanish word. it's the equivalent to a Brit's use of "bloody".... perhaps worse as i am not a Brit and do not know the severity of it in today's society. in the Middle Ages, it was really bad, so bad ppl thought you were going to hell; idk about today.

and go to lamebook.com and it's like on the second or third page. but like i said, my mother does NOT have a fb.... thank. GAAAWWWDDD.

I actually think you should notify them of that nude-guy-at-the-beach-pic with my name hovering over. That one surpasses any of the above easily.

Crowd Control wrote:I actually think you should notify them of that nude-guy-at-the-beach-pic with my name hovering over. That one surpasses any of the above easily.

lmao!!! what?! XXDD

Ask Gramps, he can provide the linky's. But you better wear a belt, because you'll lypo (laugh your pants off).

Crowd Control wrote:Ask Gramps, he can provide the linky's. But you better wear a belt, because you'll lypo (laugh your pants off).

haha, Gramps? oh, Krem. got it. you know, i do like older men.... and Krem is not that old. but, according to The Formula (IT NEVER LIES!!! lol!!), i am too young atm. wait until March, Krem. then it's all good. ^_^

laugh my pants off, huh? well, what if im wearing pajama bottoms and they have a tie string thingy i don't use but they still sit comfy on my waist? does that count? lmao, jk!!! got it.

Bloodbath!

KremBanan wrote:Bloodbath!

it burns us!